Russia Headcanon

im-always-the-forgotten-one:

So while Main Russia wants everyone to be his friend and such.

Nyo Russia acts like a big smothering scary as hell mom to everyone. 

She’s a matryoshka doll. 

severnayastolitsa:

It was an accident, I was getting into bed, and I just- slipped. I can’t bend it straight as of now, but I have a leg brace I can wear, it’ll be fine.

I put ice on it, yes! It doesn’t hurt too badly anymore, but it sort of aches a bit. I’ll be fine. I think.

But, ah. Enough about me. Are you well? 

My poor little Aleshen’ka.

Good, good. Did it bruise? If you want Mama to do anything for you, just ask.

*She’s going to gently rub his knee to try and make it feel a little better because that’s what moms do.*

I am quite well. Too much work, but I am quite well otherwise.

*Wow. Very cuddle. Much soft. So love.*

severnayastolitsa:

mamatryoshka:

severnayastolitsa:

mamatryoshka:

severnayastolitsa:

People can call me weird for having such an emotional attachment to my mother all they want but a boy’s best friend is his mother.

Why would that be weird? It is not like I have ever treated you badly.

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I like to think I have been good to my family.

See! Exactly. Exactly. This is what I am saying.

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It isn’t strange at all. 

They just have not had me as a mama.

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Which means they have not had the best motherly experience.

*She’s going to give him a big hug and cuddle because that’s what she does. She loves her kids always her babies never not her babies. Always babies. They could physically look 45 and they’d still be babies. Always.*

Exactly!

[hugs back, smiles for once.]

It’s very nice to see you, by the way, I feel like it’s been too long! Aha, you showed up right on time, too, I’m not feeling very well, unfortunately. I hit my knee on my bedpost the other day, you see—

*Ablublu smiles. Yes good baby smile for Mama.*

Now why did you go and do that, hm? Did you put ice on it? Is it swollen or anything? Does it still hurt?

*The “doting mother” switch was flipped.*

severnayastolitsa:

mamatryoshka:

severnayastolitsa:

People can call me weird for having such an emotional attachment to my mother all they want but a boy’s best friend is his mother.

Why would that be weird? It is not like I have ever treated you badly.

image

I like to think I have been good to my family.

See! Exactly. Exactly. This is what I am saying.

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It isn’t strange at all. 

They just have not had me as a mama.

Which means they have not had the best motherly experience.

*She’s going to give him a big hug and cuddle because that’s what she does. She loves her kids always her babies never not her babies. Always babies. They could physically look 45 and they’d still be babies. Always.*

severnayastolitsa:

People can call me weird for having such an emotional attachment to my mother all they want but a boy’s best friend is his mother.

Why would that be weird? It is not like I have ever treated you badly.

I like to think I have been good to my family.

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lambofthelions asked: Hey babe. Testin'

I have tested thing vuv I’m fuckin’ around with her theme and the one I have on right now had an ask background thing. But thank vuv

mamatryoshka asked: This is a test thing

Testing thing woah need it because redoing thing wow

Amaze

timdrakeisgay:

the-savage-avenger:

kneel-on-nails:

forever-kitten:

Damn son our uterus stretches like 5x the size and then contracts and pushes a 7 pound baby out of a small tube into life if you think that isn’t metal as fuck get out of my face

YOUR ORGANS THOUGH IM SO SORRY LADIES

How the hell do woman survive this?

Seriously it surprises me how many people don’t know a couple things about pregnancy and babies:

women would not survive 10 months of pregnancy they would die

A baby is nowhere near as developed as it should be to be out in the world at 9 months, but the human body has not evolved to push anything past the size of the head out, everything else the baby is can stretch and squash but the head

the vagina can’t handle anything bigger than the head at 9 months of development so we have to give birth. 

But babies actually need longer than that, really, it’s why they’re such a mess when they’re born and why they’re completely dependent on care, can’t walk, can’t do anything.  Note most other animals can when they are born.  Babies are born too early, it’s kind of a huge and secret flaw in human evolution.  I found it really interesting, so thought I’d share.

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