ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

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I just prefer to be realistic about it. Why give you a false view of what might be to come, should dating happen? That would just be cruel.

If that is what you want to do. It is your choice, not mine.

I’m still gonna try!

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Go ahead. I am not stopping you.

Also, try not to overwhelm the poor old thing.

He might die.

ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

… I would venture a guess as to he is like dating a grumpy while simultaneously cheerful old fart, who is also a big manchild, with very dry humor and a penchant for offending people, unintentionally or not.

I am unsure why you would consider it a spell. You are not in a fairy tale, dear.

It sure is hard to even try to be even remotely romantic around you

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Maybe I should just be wary of him instead of fawning after him and asking him out on dates and such…

I just prefer to be realistic about it. Why give you a false view of what might be to come, should dating happen? That would just be cruel.

If that is what you want to do. It is your choice, not mine.

I need to bed I should have bed’d an hour ago whoopsydaisy

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severnayastolitsa:

I- alright. Alright. I will make…an attempt not to get so worked up about these things. Bleh. I just find Alfred to be very obnoxious and I don’t think he understands my physical limitations or what I can and cannot deal with on a mental level. It boils down to…fear of replacement, I think.

[Gives her a little bit of a smile.]

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Good. Good, I’m glad.

I know you do not like him. You could try to express your physical and mental limitations, if it ever came to that. Whether he learns or not is up to him, but he cannot learn if you do not express that. And you will never, ever be replaced. Never. Do I make myself clear?

*Big ol’ soft hugs. Firm enough to be lovely but gentle enough not to hurt him.*

ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

If you want. I am not his keeper, nor yours.

I have never really flirted with him so I do not… know what he likes, honestly. Subtlety just seems best, in my opinion.

honesty…geez I dont even know why I want to date im…I’m just intrigued is all. Like…interested? I dunno I just want to know what it’s like.

… To date a Russian man or something? I… would think it is similar to dating any other man except the humor is far drier than many others…?

[chuckles] Not just any Russian man, Ivan.

When I was younger I got to go to one of your royal’s balls. I saw him there and well…The spell was cast. So I kinda want to follow through wit those thoughts and see what it’s like.

… I would venture a guess as to he is like dating a grumpy while simultaneously cheerful old fart, who is also a big manchild, with very dry humor and a penchant for offending people, unintentionally or not.

I am unsure why you would consider it a spell. You are not in a fairy tale, dear.

ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

If you want. I am not his keeper, nor yours.

I have never really flirted with him so I do not… know what he likes, honestly. Subtlety just seems best, in my opinion.

honesty…geez I dont even know why I want to date im…I’m just intrigued is all. Like…interested? I dunno I just want to know what it’s like.

… To date a Russian man or something? I… would think it is similar to dating any other man except the humor is far drier than many others…?

ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

Not Lady Gaga at all. I might say a 5. Nice in between.

And an example

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of that is….

… You made the scale I am just giving an answer.

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I do not have any examples for you.

:(

So like…it’s cool to ask him out?

If you want. I am not his keeper, nor yours.

I have never really flirted with him so I do not… know what he likes, honestly. Subtlety just seems best, in my opinion.

ameliabadassdelia:

mamatryoshka:

Not Lady Gaga at all. I might say a 5. Nice in between.

And an example

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of that is….

… You made the scale I am just giving an answer.

I do not have any examples for you.

zhestokiyvek:

mamatryoshka:

zhestokiyvek:

mamatryoshka:

zhestokiyvek:

Moy Svetlyachok, you are unreasonable.

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Moy Vanya, it is my job to be unreasonable about him.

Does no one know the job of a mother?

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My experience with such remarkable women is limited, Svetochka.

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Then watch and learn, Ivanushka. You will be surprised at what a woman imbued with pure maternal instinct is like.

It is called perfection.

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/you called me what—

I-I-y-yes, that is—I will watch?

If you so choose. You can learn how to be a mother, Ivan. I believe that you can.

*Cheek pap relax there bub she’s not tryin’ to diddle you that is the opposite of what she wants.*

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